she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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