hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I will be naked everywhere
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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