i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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