no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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