Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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