I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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