I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
