Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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