just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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