would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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