Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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