Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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