Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I am available for nakedness
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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