too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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