at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Two words: blizzard sex
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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