so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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