I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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