Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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