I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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