i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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