Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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