Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?

(910): View more from North Carolina

That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?

(770): View more from Georgia

Touche.

(910): View more from North Carolina

I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.

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(510): View more from California

Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.

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(845): View more from New York

Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie

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