you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
