She's JV to your varsity
I just cut my nipple shaving
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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