If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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