I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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