Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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