I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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