well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize