Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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