Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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