I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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