I'd wear matching sweaters with you
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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