I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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