It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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