I want to have your abortion
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
God, I missed his penis.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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