Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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