Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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