this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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