Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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