I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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