...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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