don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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