I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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