the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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