I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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