Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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