Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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