erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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