so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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