Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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