She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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