ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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