once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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