yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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