oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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