I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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