Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
